Okay. What first? Organize ancient (late 80s/early 90s) baseball cards, assemble 2 joke-gift Chia pets sitting around, or audit birds’ toys?

Greatest voice ever. “@guardianmusic Beth Orton performs She Cries Your Name at Other Voices festival – video http://t.co/wZWMiati”

WebKit is an overstated part of what makes a browser. Otherwise Safari wouldn’t have such consistently poor performance while Chrome rolls.

“@FirstPitchMitch: Tomorrow on @MetsMerized…how the #Mets can win 85 games in 2013” Find 3 more good starters & a major league outfield?

It’s early but Jessica already made a smoothie for both of us and then took off for yoga http://t.co/TvoEolNH

Charter schools are scams to funnel public money to pockets of greedheads–this “Lion of Judah” school just got busted. http://t.co/q0qJ2nDa

If @Ihnatko covered Iraq: “I don’t know why people complain about Fallujah: they told everyone to leave before spraying phosphorus. Thanks!”

I heard about this “cash mob” thing in Cleveland, I think it’s where people pick a house in Bay Village to loot. [Joke]

“@Ihnatko: I don’t understand the backlash against Posterous [..] it’s closing with 10 weeks’ notice. Thanks!” Too far, into sycophancy.

Friday fly with Belle and Dodger #parakeets http://t.co/lVCjoatm