Vacancy at the Holy See/
St. Peter’s chair empty/
This is not a panic quit/
For a shame about to hit/
Popes fear Vandals/
but not scandals

Shout out to this dark horse who crossed his yard to say hi to me http://t.co/guc364a1

In Westlake, Ohio, between a small strip mall and a large strip mall is a nice field for a green panorama #September http://t.co/LNQc3mqP

photo of me over the holidays by @JessicaMcKeown http://t.co/SmC40yTM

photo of me & Jessica getting married some 3.4 years ago #archives http://t.co/qTlDKlkX

The Lakewood Five Guys is gone; downtown LW still adding restaurants as shakeout begins http://t.co/61KOO6S7

“Hey baby give it a try I can find an answer if you want to know why I now know you can give and on the place with the song c’mon, c’mon”

“@RaysBaseball: Happy 59th birthday to @RaysJoeMaddon […] http://t.co/ciJwFFbG” Best manager in baseball, by far. Strategic thinker.

Speakers for @TEDxCLE include “Medical Mart: UH (Speaker to be announced at a later date)” and light bulbs guy. What a stupid waste of time.

I was going to buy a ticket just to disrupt @TEDxCLE, but the speaker list is just a bunch of corporate nobodies, who even cares?