Apparently Middle America is offended that if the Kardashians showed up in their backyard they would probably refuse hot dogs off the grill.

‘Boykin Wonders if Obama is a Muslim Brotherhood Member’ #video http://t.co/ZFXs5YwD

‘Apple continues $304M Austin, Texas campus expansion with land purchase’ http://t.co/kSE1KuqN

Walter Isaacson should be ashamed of his stupid and uninformed book about Steve Jobs & shut up http://t.co/wGjjC38l but keeps talking anyway

@timoreilly @brianaker Your Twitter client should have a “re-shill” button.

Does desktop @reederapp hit API limits with @Pocket and @Twitter or what? And after that dreaded login prompt the success rate is 0.

RT @danbenjamin @pacificpelican build it

Thick-peeled lemon http://t.co/aHtladt9

“@danbenjamin: Any PHP developers want to build us a @stripe plugin for aMember? (only ping me if [..])” #CSB Slave work, with conditions!

Okay apparently Shawn Ryan is from Rockford, Illinois, which perfectly explains why he’d be the last person to ever understand Chicago.