RT @JessicaMcKeown @pacificpelican and I got carded at BW3s 🙂 sipping on Blue Moon Winter Ale, go #Spartans http://t.co/U0VTj7pW

Retweeting dubious claims from accounts with the word “FACTS” in their name: the New Stupid’s favorite @Twitter activity besides @Favstar

RT @MeganShpettit If you see an escalator that’s off, take some time out of your day to watch how many people stand on the steps, waiting for them to move.

Those birds #BlackAndWhite http://t.co/kKBBHpSf

#30daysofthanks Thanks to all the stray cats who watch over our neighborhood

RT @charstarlene the subtle rebellion of a ripped out smoke detector

“@MbernadetteE: Just read: “I’m a non observant Catholic but still very much a Catholic” #waitwhat

I want: Twitter client for following comedians with a large ‘lame’ button and I don’t know like an ‘awesome’ button that will never be used.

RT @mountennui DOGS RESPOND TO HIERARCHY. I DO NOT.

“Happy Halloween!” by mcjaguar http://t.co/p3nHzDlW