{"id":2089,"date":"2014-05-12T11:31:42","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T16:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/?p=2089"},"modified":"2014-05-12T11:31:42","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T16:31:42","slug":"rt-simpsonsqotd-havent-you-learned-anything-from-that-guy-that-gives-those-sermons-in-church-captain-whatshisname-httpt-co8bahpbaows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/2014\/05\/12\/rt-simpsonsqotd-havent-you-learned-anything-from-that-guy-that-gives-those-sermons-in-church-captain-whatshisname-httpt-co8bahpbaows\/","title":{"rendered":"RT @SimpsonsQOTD: &#8220;Haven&#8217;t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain Whatshisname?&#8221; http:\/\/t.co\/8baHPBaOwS"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&quot;Haven&#39;t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain Whatshisname?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/8baHPBaOwS\">http:\/\/ift.tt\/1geJnMH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1slou1T\">May 5, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>May 12, 2014 at 12:30PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Haven&#39;t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain Whatshisname?&quot; http:\/\/ift.tt\/1geJnMH &mdash; SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) May 5, 2014 May 12, 2014 at 12:30PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3],"tags":[88],"class_list":["post-2089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ifttt","category-twitter","tag-social"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2090,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions\/2090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}