{"id":3264,"date":"2015-12-14T02:07:30","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T07:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/?p=3264"},"modified":"2015-12-14T02:07:30","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T07:07:30","slug":"rt-fanfiction_txt-attention-city-of-sheboygan-wisconsin-no-i-do-not-have-time-for-jury-duty-i-am-busy-serving-our-country-by-writing-patriotic-fanfiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/2015\/12\/14\/rt-fanfiction_txt-attention-city-of-sheboygan-wisconsin-no-i-do-not-have-time-for-jury-duty-i-am-busy-serving-our-country-by-writing-patriotic-fanfiction\/","title":{"rendered":"RT @fanfiction_txt: ATTENTION CITY OF SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN: NO, I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR JURY DUTY. I AM BUSY SERVING OUR COUNTRY BY WRITING PATRIOTIC FANFICTION."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">ATTENTION CITY OF SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN: NO, I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR JURY DUTY. I AM BUSY SERVING OUR COUNTRY BY WRITING PATRIOTIC FANFICTION.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fanfiction_txt\/status\/676278572290478080\">December 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ATTENTION CITY OF SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN: NO, I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR JURY DUTY. I AM BUSY SERVING OUR COUNTRY BY WRITING PATRIOTIC FANFICTION. &mdash; Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) December 14, 2015<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3],"tags":[88],"class_list":["post-3264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ifttt","category-twitter","tag-social"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3265,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions\/3265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}