{"id":709,"date":"2012-09-05T12:45:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T17:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/2012\/09\/05\/stop-planning-to-teleport-arou\/"},"modified":"2012-09-05T12:45:53","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T17:45:53","slug":"stop-planning-to-teleport-arou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/2012\/09\/05\/stop-planning-to-teleport-arou\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop planning to teleport arou&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stop planning to teleport around, ever. The physics is there&#8211;for sending a dead-inside copy of yourself &amp; dying in the process. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23science\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">science<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop planning to teleport around, ever. The physics is there&#8211;for sending a dead-inside copy of yourself &amp; dying in the process. #science<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter","tag-statuses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmcloud.danieljmckeown.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}