“@sarahtiana: I really feel like Indian restaurants in San Fran [sic] are missing an opportunity” by not offering stomach pumping services.

Reese Witherspoon was right to stand up for herself against that drawling hayseed cop, and wrong to apologize for what she did.

The media is filled with high-profile, self-righteous windsocks like @HowardKurtz but I’m still glad to see a bunch of them turning on him.

Where coding is now: Someone actually asked this on Stack Exchange: “Why not write tests inline with code?” #PleaseNo http://t.co/qCo18IHg8k

RT @thispartyislame I know I said “hey” but I didn’t mean it.

Chrome canary channel y u so crazy? #browsers #Mac

Chaos in Lakewood https://t.co/efPUgcYfDQ

“Salty water/Stings my eyes/So I can’t see” #Neener #alt #music https://t.co/92SlueC3Uf

“Keep one stab ahead of enemies/Foretell worse things as such frightful nights as these” #music http://t.co/tf2u5DNJSU #NowPlaying