Gordon Brown has great debating skills and a keen intellect, but is an inept failure of almost unprecedented levels as a politician.

— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) October 27, 2014

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Michigan State's 24-point win over Michigan is its largest since 1967 when it won 34-0.

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) October 25, 2014

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We beat LA! Go #Seattle #Sounders #SEAvLA @pacificpelican http://t.co/o44gONTAdf

— Jessica McKeown (@JessicaMcKeown) October 25, 2014

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Florida Man Dismembers Neighbor’s Pumpkin While Dressed as ‘Creepy Clown’ | http://t.co/LPvPxVZ3LF http://t.co/Jo4Ow2Nrx1

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) October 18, 2014

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Mr Noel Gallagher on stage now.. How soon is now. http://t.co/yeockrmaXa

— Johnny Marr (@Johnny_Marr) October 23, 2014

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You can no longer use gossip, coercion or sexual history to discredit a human woman. If you do, you discredit yourself.

— Kate O'Reilly (@cleverkate) October 21, 2014

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